He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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