thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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