marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Come see our sink grown plant.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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