I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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