She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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