I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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