I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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