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Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile

(270): View more from Kentucky

But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.

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(703): View more from Virginia

i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

smell my finger.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.

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(760): View more from California

searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this

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(410): View more from Maryland

I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.

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It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian

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