waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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