do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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