bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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