u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
did you just send me my own nude
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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