hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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