I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
