Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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