Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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