Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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