do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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