He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I touched a dick in church today
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
