Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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