Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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