Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
