Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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