Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
