don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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