remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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