whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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