My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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