I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
