weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Randomize
