I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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