I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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