just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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