Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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