This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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