her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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