Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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