Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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