I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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