She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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