Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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