remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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