when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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