Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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