Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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