Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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