***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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