so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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