guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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