You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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