i jhust puked up my retainher.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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