Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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