Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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