I don't think brook has ever known best
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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