Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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