fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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