i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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