Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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